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Top Ten Things You will Never Hear Jordan Say . . . Seriously
10. “I’m really hungry for barbecued pork chops.”
9. “Deep fried? Great! My favorite!”
8. “I know. Let’s have Egg Beaters for breakfast.”
7. “I wish I knew something about health.”
6. “Food dropped to the floor? No problem—five-second rule!”
5. “Who needs sleep?”
4. “I can eat whatever I want. It doesn’t really matter.”
3. “Can I ‘supersize’ that?”
2. “Washing your hands after going to the bathroom is overrated.”
1. “I think I have done enough to help people. They’re on their own now.”
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